Garden of Songs

"got a garden of songs where i grow all my thoughts"

"hiring entry level positions"

gypped:

requirements: 10 years experience in space station repair, masters degree in ancient serbian civilizations, unmatched knowledge of silkworm breeding, full understanding of teleportation mechanics and physics

(via popkin16)

Put a little island in it and its earth. Don’t mess it up, we have no where else to go (not yet anyway)!

Put a little island in it and its earth. Don’t mess it up, we have no where else to go (not yet anyway)!

(via lower-case-numbers)

lower-case-numbers:

unleashthedragonfleet:

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Don’t be upsetti, have some spaghetti

I think I need a service snake. It could squeeze me when I get social anxiety, and I could stroke it when I feel stimmy, but most of all, it could finally teach me about appropriate amounts of pasta for a human person.

genderedboy:

"Why do you want this job?"

Because under capitalism I am forced to sell my labor in order to subsist.

(via land-ethic)

wasthatnotsideblog:

just gonna say this: if someone has social anxiety and they ask you something akin to ‘are you mad at me’ or ‘do you hate me’, it isn’t because they don’t trust you, it’s because their brain literally tells them that all the time

it’s not a personal slight, it’s insecurity caused by mental illness

thanks

(via dayzea)